“celebrating those happy moments when the penis is an internal organ”
“some days, your cock just seems to stare at you”
“don’t fear god’s love, he hasn’t gotten anyone pregnant in over 2000 years”
“presumably spiderman’s semen is very sticky indeed”
“it breaches, glistening from the brine then vanished into the deep. i think its a whale”
“show us your pink bits, not that i’m racist”
“the mustard burns a bit, but it accentuates my resemblance to ham”
“putting the v back in voyeurism, i forget why we took it out in the first place”
“i dont wanna disrespect the dead, but if alive, that guy’s a cunt”
“sperm count down but sperm size up. i think they’ve been eating each other”
