zlot | gaffegaffe:
gary oldman wins best actor and they hand him benedict cumberbatch
daniel radcliffe is inside benedict cumberbatch, nesting doll style, trying to eat his way out
‘garryyyyyyy,’ he mews
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Oglaf
“celebrating those happy moments when the penis is an internal organ”
“some days, your cock just seems to stare at you”
“don’t fear god’s love, he hasn’t gotten anyone pregnant in over 2000 years”
“presumably spiderman’s semen is very sticky indeed”
“it breaches, glistening from the brine then vanished into the deep. i think its a whale”
“show us your pink bits, not that i’m racist”
“the mustard burns a bit, but it accentuates my resemblance to ham”
“putting the v back in voyeurism, i forget why we took it out in the first place”
“i dont wanna disrespect the dead, but if alive, that guy’s a cunt”
“sperm count down but sperm size up. i think they’ve been eating each other”
I cannot get over Achilles’ face in this painting. Holy shit.
He’s totally like: “Oh god, mom, put a fucking shirt on, I mean, what are you even doing? Can’t you see I’m busy lamenting the death of my boyfriend? Like I really need to see your tits at a time like this— YOU’RE SO EMBARRASSING MOM GAWD.”
And the rest of the Greeks are jazz-handsing in the background. They’re all ‘WOAH LOOK AT THAT TOTALLY WICKED SET OF TITS— I MEAN ARMOUR. WOAH’
Let me just say that this is the best interpretation of a painting I have ever seen
^^^^
no mom
mom no
NO
omygods
Killa $al - Go Get That
Once in awhile comes a rapper that defines history. Ladies and Gentlemen, this is Killa $al, New York’s Hardest. Best rapper alive, period.
A monumental masterpiece. 10/10 - Pitchfork
No one has ever defined what true hip hop is. Killa $al does it. - New York Times
so highly skilled at such a young age.
Not since Nas premiered on the scene have I heard such a young gifted lyricist put his all into his art.
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