June 2012
Holden Caulfield: Hey I just met you
Holden Caulfield: and this is crazy
Holden Caulfield: but anyway, I keep picturing all these little kids playing some game in this big field of rye and all. Thousands of little kids, and nobody's around - nobody big, I mean - except me. And I'm standing on the edge of some crazy cliff. What I have to do, I have to catch everybody if they start to go over the cliff - I mean if they're running and they don't look where they're going I have to come out from somewhere and catch them. That's all I do all day. I'd just be the catcher in the rye and all. I know it's crazy, but that's the only thing I'd really like to be.
Holden Caulfield: so don't even call me, you're a phony
girlwiththeryangoslingtattoo:
Holden Caulfield would have a tumblr and he would use one of those black and white themes that scroll forever
and his ask box title would be a The Black Keys lyric
hey-lauren:
americans we have problems too
we’re just like you
except we’re free
“Life is about doing things that don’t suck with people who don’t suck.”
– John Green (via loveyourchaos)
Watchshavingryansprivates:
how to paint a squirrel
Hobosexuality: IMPORTANT PLEASE READ!! →
edman93:
If studying-lgbtq-people inboxes you asking to take part in questions about LGBTQ people “to help her understand” DO NOT DO IT. It is Sophie M Herold, the girl from Germany who attacks LGBTQ people and outs them to others. She is transphobic, homophobic and one of the sickest…
gaymzee:
do you ever have that one friend you like talking to but you get really nervous every time you do and you feel really relieved when they’re not online because then you’re not faced with the stress of socializing with the most intimidating person on the planet
usb-dongle:
do you ever see people caring about something and they’re REALLY reaLLY into it and you wish you could be into it because it looks like fun and a cool fandom but god you just don’t care no matter what you just can’t bring yourself to care about the thing and so you just sit there and kind of resent them all f or having so much fun with it and then you just shrug and ignore them and...
codons:
this girl who rode my bus once came up to me and was like “oh my god dont get offended or anything but are you GAAAAAAAAAAY?!” and i was like yeah and then she was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO HANG OUT AND GO SHOPPING” and i was like “dont get offended or anything but are you ASIAN?!” and she was like “omg yeah im filipino” and i was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO MAKE SPRING ROLLS AT YOUR...
A person who doesn't have tumblr showing me...
Them: look
Me: I saw that already
vondell-swain:
i’m getting so [dolphin sound] tired of my [old-time car horn] life
groovymuttations:
“it’s them” the home depot employees whisper as the hipster bloggers grab paint swatches to write inspirational quotes on
colloportusyourlegs:
Sneezing while on your period
might just be worse then genocide.
I wish people followed me for my blog not my...
May 2012
batreaux:
you notice your new sheets are 40% satan. you chuckle at the “typo” until you realize your bed is smoldering and you hear distant screaming
me: shut up dad i'm kawaii
dad: don't tell me you're kawaii
me: i can't be silenced
dad: i'm telling you to be kawaiet
me:
dad:
me:
dad: see, i'm down with the kids and their hip new lingo
me: oh my gOD
satan: let there be wifi passwords
satan: let there be calories
satan: let there be post limit
satan: let there be swag
satan: let there be good bands on both sides of the poster
robosexualginger:
“i am so ready for the zombie apocalypse, bring it zombies” says the middle-class white girl who never exercises, owns no weapons, and lives in a heavily populated area
